These are some of my favorite quotes that I've heard over the years.
- "For every man in the world functions to the best of his ability and no one does less then his best, no matter what he may think about it." - John Steinbieck's, "The Pearl"
- "Everybody's generous with other people's money" - Unknown.
- "Chandraism: the art of being an online slut" - Natasha Abner
- "Massive orgies with drugs are the answer to everything...I.E. 2 + 2 = massive orgies with drugs" - Natasha Abner
- [Tashie] "-me- *makes my cigarette kiss caitys* i love you baby u n f -caity- *lol* oh my god..snot just came out of my nose -me- well dats usually wherit comes from...
[Sugarcane] so, Tashie, what's it like to have a hot guy stick his hands down your throat?
[Tashie] well i mean its like..i wait for the dentist and im really tired so i sorta ya know...doze off in the chair, only to you know...wake up gazing at this fucking epitome of hotness and i am just like "hello"...and hes like "hello natasha how are you today?"...and im just like thinking..."i wonder how hed respond is i asked him to be the father of my children"...and i mean.. lotsa children cuz the more kids ya got the more times ya had to have sex and the more sex with my dentist the better..I mean I am gonna have to get a picture of this guy... masturbate to it every night...and and...sleep with it next to me so it is like sleeping with my dentist!
- "All is fair in love and war..."
- "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir man's blood. Make big plans; aim high in hope and work." - D.H Burnham
- "You see things and say 'Why?' But I dreams things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'"' - George Bernard Shaw
- "Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick togather." - Vesta M. Kelly
- "What counts is not the number of hours you put in, but how much you put in the hours." - Unknown
- "Do what is right, do it because it's right, then do it right." - Unknown
- "You can not sedate all the things you hate." - Marilyn Manson, Dogma, A Portrait Of An Amercian Family.
- "Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch" In D minor.
Wellllll, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, and Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday's just to be different, she's a super king-size, mega, mega beeyotch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has a stupid head, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Biggest, biggest bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she is a dirty bitch. Kyle's mom is a bi-i-i-itch-ahhh.
- Eric Cartman
- "It's easy to dance, you just move around and shake your ass back and forth" - Dawson Leary
- "My Mom sez there's a lot of black people in Africa" - Eric Cartman
- "In the arms of an angel, may you find....some comfort here..." - Sarah McLaughlan, Angel, Surfacing.
- "The speed of our success is a royal reflection of our times." - Geri Halliwell, The Spice Girls.
- "I have 10 fingers and I think it's miraculous that in some strange way they're divided up evenly on both hands" - Joseph Stewart
- [LeEnigma] I'm not even good enough to be on your QUOTES page
[LeEnigma] With my "I don't like dick" thing
[LeEnigma] But NOOOOOOOOOO
[LeEnigma] I'm good enough to MAKE YOU A FUCKING FERRET IN LINGERIE AWARD, DAMMIT!
[LeEnigma] I see how it is
[LeEnigma] I see how you are
[LeEnigma] DAMN the man
[LeEnigma] Fuck whitey
[LeEnigma] Fuck American bastard shithead white non-communist non-Canuck sonsofbitches
[LeEnigma] Fuck them with maple branches anally, dammit
[LeEnigma] I see now
[LeEnigma] Oh yes, I see.
[LeEnigma] I see too clearly.
[LeEnigma] In other words, I'll make the award.
- "Yo I tell you what I truely need what I really really need cuz a girl has needs you know mister!" - Mrs. Swan (Spice Girls Auditions)
- "My husband says I'm like Old Spice, He hasn't put me on in years" - Phillis Diller (Spice Girls Auditions)
- "I enjoy the *girl power* position" - Joseph Stewart
- "Label's are dangerous; they breed preconceptions." - Geri Halliwell, former Spice Girl
- "There is so much good in the worst of us...and so much bad in the best of us...that it hardly becomes any of us...to talk about the rest of us..." - Unknown
- [Sugarcane] mike can you belive i'm still using this nickname?
[Pro4XTC] yeep it's because you like to pretend to be sweet until they realize you're a wicked ass bitch ;)
[Sugarcane] *innocent smile*
- "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I don't think you realize that what you heard it not what I said." -Unknown.
- "Have you herd about this new Christianity thing? I herd they really flock around their leader like he was a shepard!"- T.J.R.R.
- "I don't regret the rules I broke, so when I die, burry me in smoke." - Ph. L. Anslemo
- "Our lives are frittered away with deatail - SIMPLIFY! SIMPLIFY!" - Henry David Through
- "To feel young when one is old, one must feel old when they are young." - Not sure who said that