Christmas eve is coming upon us fast, but what if there was no Santa? Yes folks, it's true. Late last night, Jolly 'Ole Saint Nicolas (AKA Santa Claus) was found dead in his cozy little bungalow in the North Pole. "It was horrid, I found him in a pool of blood, his mouth open in an O shape and his eyes wide with terror staring at the celing" Mrs. Claus stated to the police earlier today.
The police say that they know now for sure that Santa was killed by Rudolph, our beloved reindeer.
It was about 10:00pm, Mrs. Claus was preparing to go to bed and she stopped in the kitchen to get a glass of milk and a plate of hot cookies for her and her husband to share before they went to bed, as they did everynight. When she walked into the living room, and saw her husband dead in front of the fire, her plans for Christmas and the evening were ruined forever.
She looked up to see the ravenous Rudolph charging for her with a glass, pointed candycane in his left hoof, the same weapon he used to kill Santa, ready to do the same to her. She screamed and ran for the door, trying to get to the elfs cottage to save herself before the reindeer caught up to her. She only made it half way across the lawn when he attacked her from behind, stabbing her 15 times in the back and 5 times in the stomach and chest area. She was left for dead while Rudolph ran to the stable to get in position to make a getaway along with the other reindeer. Aparantly, the other reindeers backed out on him at the last minute.
Back at the lawn, the elfs heard Mrs. Claus's cries for help and came running to the rescue. They took her in and called 911, and she was rushed to hospital. Mrs. Claus was fine, she wasn't stabbed very deeply and she only required a few stiches. As for Santa, we don't know what will happen.
Mrs. Claus told us before we left that, "The elfs are talking about doing Christmas for him one last time in his memory, it's what he would of wanted."